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Review: Santa's Slay

12/25/2012

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We want to give a big thank you to everyone that made it out to our last screening for Santa's Slay!  For those of you that were there, we hope you liked it, and for everyone else we hope you like our review!

If you are looking for a great/awful Christmas movie, then believe or not, you've got options. So what makes Santa's Slay worth checking out?  First off, it's only about 70 minutes long so you're not committing to much, and it's packed with wholesome holiday fun.  While some of the other Santa slashers get a bit horror-y and dark, this movie stays pretty lighthearted with all the Christmastime puns you can imagine (and then some) and plenty of peppy Christmas music.  Seriously, enough with the Christmas music.  But don't worry!  It is still genuinely a bad movie, and not just a tongue-in-cheek-winking-at-the-audience kind of bad movie.  It's bad in more of a there-is-a-former-professional-wrestler-in-the-lead-role-and-who-in-god's-name-is-proofreading-this-story kind of way.  Plus there are a lot of deaths.  And if none of that grabs you, how about some fantastic cameos?


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Announcing Our Next Screening: Jack Frost

12/20/2012

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We hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas (or at least a Tuesday where you hopefully don't have to work) and a lovely new year!  Info about our next screening is live now and we are looking forward to it.

How could we possibly better celebrate the winter season of skiing and peppermint schnapps than by showing Jack Frost, the 1997 one with a killer snowman, not the Michael Keaton one with a creepy snowman dad.  Common mistake.  If you like nonsense, punny violent snowmen, or barely passable animation then you are sure to like this one.  Hope to see you next year!
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Ghosts of Horrible Christmas Movies Past

12/10/2012

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Even if you really, really love bad movies and alarm/confuse your friends by continuing to seek them out, you might have missed some of these Christmas miracle movies.  And of course, by miracles, we don't necessarily mean something to be celebrated -- more like something that could not ever, no way, no how, possibly have gotten made but somehow they did. 

Enjoy:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mollykateri/are-these-christmas-horror-movies-real-or-fake-421u
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If You Think That's Dumb, Try This

12/10/2012

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We love celebrating ridiculous, wastes of movies.  But why should movies have all the fun?  Try this excellently silly window to the worthless web.  Let us know some of your favorites.  So far, mine is the eelslap.  Amazing!

http://www.theuselessweb.com/
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Name that Santa checklist

12/3/2012

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Our next event is the night of Santa Con and as you may or may not know, there are a LOT of Santas out that day.  To help prepare you for the mayhem you are sure to witness, we put together this checklist of all the different flavors of Santa you might encounter (think of it like a Santa-bingo card).  See if you can recognize each of the movies pictured below and look for a link to the answers at the end.  And before you start shouting at me that "Hey! Mean Girls is an excellent movie and I am looking forward to Lindsay Lohan's soon-to-be-resurgent career with great interest," don't worry, I know!  Not ALL of these movies are awful, just most of them.  Good luck matching up the pictures with their movie titles and keep your eyes peeled for all these Santa varieties on Dec 15th.

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