On August 10th, we are bringing you the rare cinematic gem, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Abraham Lincoln was a great man, president and (we know now) vampire hunter, but even Lincoln cannot top Jesus.
The basic premise of the movie is this. A gang of lesbian vampires is taking over a town in Canada and Jesus, along with his pals Mary Magnum and mexican wrestling star Santos, must try to stop them!
Come join us for all the movie mayhem!
The basic premise of the movie is this. A gang of lesbian vampires is taking over a town in Canada and Jesus, along with his pals Mary Magnum and mexican wrestling star Santos, must try to stop them!
Come join us for all the movie mayhem!
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