It's the weekend for turkey, and we're serving up a juicy tidbit: our review of the most famous turkey slasher movie, Thankskilling. The movie's premise is simple. A group of high school kids goes home for Thanksgiving break where they are attacked by a 500 year old cursed, killer turkey. This movie goes from bad to worse to almost unbearable. But hang in there, because if you give it a second chance and a little bit of liquor, it will all get better. Just like your family political conversations.
Thankskilling starts out with a group of kids on Thanksgiving break. Well, technically it starts out with a topless pilgrim being murdered by a turkey. But that opening scene is so useless to the film the only thing we can learn from it is the pilgrim was played by Wanda Lust.
Thankskilling starts out with a group of kids on Thanksgiving break. Well, technically it starts out with a topless pilgrim being murdered by a turkey. But that opening scene is so useless to the film the only thing we can learn from it is the pilgrim was played by Wanda Lust.
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