Troll 2 (1990)
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Plot Summary:
A family vacation to Nilbog goes horribly wrong when it turns out the townsfolk are actually trolls, er, no, goblins! And they are hungry for their favorite meal: half plant and half tourist. What Makes it Wasted Cinema Approved: - It is wholly unrelated to Troll and in fact there are no trolls in the movie, only goblins. - The writer and director are an Italian couple with limited English language skills who just wanted to make an anti-vegetarian film to spite their lame vegetarian friends. - One of the lead actors is actually a dentist. - A road trip is a great time to sing Mommy's favorite song: "Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream..." - Four shirtless guys hanging out together in a trailer on a camping trip. One of them might even get lucky. With a witch. And some sexy popcorn. - Holly's acting. The worst we have seen yet (and we've seen a lot). - Grandpa Seth: back from the dead to do battle with goblins. - Grandpa Seth: his creepy smile and his claim that "I didn't go to Hell, I just have friends there who taught me a few things." Mhmm, we hear you, Grandpa. *Wink* - Nearly domestic violence or an important parenting lesson? You can't piss on hospitality! Toastworthy Moments (Rules): Take a drink everytime... - Someone says "Grandpa" - "Nilbog" or "Goblin" is seen or heard - Someone eats the Green Food - Face Herpes, or the Goblin Face Clover is shown - The crazy Witch raises her eyebrows - Grandpa Seth smiles creepily - Grandpa Seth appears or disappears - Oddly homoerotic moments - A shirt button is left unbottoned BONUS: Drink during the "30 seconds" of Joshua's frozen time |
